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She’s there in each and everyone’s house On behalf of “Y Tamil” a very good evening to all our viewers This is Gomathi Gopalakrishnan Rowther Border Barotta Shop & Rajkiran Lungies presents… Cut cut cut… That was last month, the sponsors have been changed, have a look One minute Highlight this well Popular Appalams & Sheenlac Paints… …along with MCR Veshti & Shirts, presents ‘Truth is Spoken’ program, through which… …we are delighted to meet all our viewers Even if there are no issues in the society We have this urge to look for issues and solve them What a shameful act Situations of that sort have been presented in this program earlier But today, we have a grave issue came looking for us When we go looking for an issue, we make sure to scrutinize it to the core Imagine, if an issue came searching for us… …we won’t let the issue go by Come on, let’s start the argument – What’s your name? – Kumaru What a weird way of saying one’s name, ‘Kumaru’ Button up and look civil I had mentioned that earlier He’s speaking beyond his limits Shall I whack him? Shut up, damn it Hey, I’ll kill you Dear, who are you? I’m Balaji, Kumaru’s uncle Uncle! Why are you focusing on him, you’ve become sloppy Get to the point Sir, what is your name? My name is Michael Ashirvadam Okay, sir My name is Michael Ashirvadam Didn’t he say the same in English? Baby Look here What’s your name? I’m not a baby And my name is Nancy I’m doing my final year in MBA Kumaru? I know Nancy, since childhood Even she knows me from childhood Ask her if it’s the truth – Is it true? – Yes, it is Okay, then I’m sincerely in love with Nancy My friend here, has been a great help in that, buddy, tell her the truth Since childhood, I have no job, profession or work All three are the same When a wise man is talking, why are you interfering Who’s that wise man? Shut up, you damn it Sir, Sir, Sir, Sir…

I’ll come to you, please calm down Please go ahead Since childhood, I’ve been helping him succeed in love That’s the reason I’m at this show, to let you know my problems We’ll discuss your issues in next episode, let’s handle his shameful case for now Shameful case? That won’t come on the show, it will be edited ‘You don’t talk about the editing’ Can you proceed with your serious story Even Nancy was sincerely in love with me Ask her if I’m lying Is it true? It’s true I was even ready to convert to Christianity for her I even changed my name to Albert I changed mine to Baby Albert Ask her if that’s true What the hell, you keep asking me the same question If you utter another word, you’re done Madam, what he said is the truth Oh God, Baby This should not come from you, who have come for an argument I should be the one, who gives that statement 200 episodes had your verdict and the audience are bored He’ll start the minute he sees a chick That guy has been staring at you Who’s that? That Kumaru He’s been holding his sorrows buried in his heart If at all, you give a nudge He’ll erupt with emotions Sister Oh god, Kumaru You look like you’re in grave pain That is been hitting me like a heat wave That’s true Please tell me your story One day, I went along with Nancy to meet her Father to ask her hand in marriage He’s asking me to convert to Christianity He didn’t stop with me, he asked my entire family to convert That’s him, who had asked Why are you crying? You were the one asked me to cry every 10 minutes during the show I’ll shoot your crying sequence at the end, for now continue the program You keep changing as per your wish…

Hello, hello, hello! What’s going on here? First he started, then him and now you’re crying Is this called ‘Truth Is Spoken’ or ‘Truth is Crying’ Why don’t you three finish with your crying I have some work to tend to, will get back later He doesn’t have a job Shut the hell up Sir, do you have Blood Pressure? I don’t have BP, diabetes, cholesterol or anything else If I had them, wouldn’t come for the show Hey, I like your honest approach – Shut up – Get lost Sir, what’s your age? I’m 55 I’m 55 years old This is not fair, you first speak in English Then you repeat the same in Tamil Either you speak in Tamil, and if you wish to please do If you want to talk in English, then speak in English You’re talking in English, then you repeat the same in Tamil What’s this now? You’re getting angry, aren’t you? Get lost That was a great insult, excellent Don’t behave like a lunatic, I’ll kill you You’re a Professor at a college You must have passed on the wisdom to many students A man who is in such a high position…

…how come placed such a shameful condition How dare you can talk to me like that? You guys sent Police to get us here by force And when I’m here, you’re calling me names I will see you all in court Don’t respect this man Silly man, you want to go to court? Go on But when you go to the college, students will call out your name… Shameful Ashirvadam, Shameful Ashirvadam Then what will you do? That’s the power of this show Will you shut your dirty mouth? I’ll see you in Supreme Court Go ahead There’s an accountant named Ramasamy…

…we will deal this case with him If you don’t shut up and sit down, will whack you Sit down, sit Sit down This is a struggle between, justice and injustice Here, only justice will prevail If you believe in that, sit down If not you can leave JESUS! Even if you’re here, you’ll lose patience Tell me, Kumar I can even bare the fact, that he asked my family to convert But when I asked him how that could be possible He cracked a lame joke saying, ‘With your mouth’ and he laughed on it That’s why I couldn’t bare it Oh no, he cracked such a lame joke and you let him go You just shut up, idiot Look at him I can understand that it’s really a lame joke If you’re not amused, then let it go It’s your fate Have a look at his innocent and milky face If it’s a milky face, then make coffee out of it Sir! Didn’t I tell you this… …during a serious discussion, he cracks a lame jokes and laughs You can crack those lame jokes later Can you please let us know your decision What decision are you talking about Did I ask him, if he’s wealthy I didn’t They fell in love, I’m ready to get them married But I wish for my daughter to live in a Christian family That’s the reason, I asked your family to convert – Is this wrong? – Yes, it is When it comes to family, it’s not just him There ‘N’ number of relations in that family Imagine how many in their families How do you expect, for such large family to convert to Christianity Do you realize how many issues you will face due to this? Why don’t you understand? Please understand Okay Kumar, in case if he has a change of heart And gets his daughter married, will you take care of her? I’ll hold her on a golden platter Platter! First make sure you get a land and build a house Then you can think of golden platter Sir, he will take care your daughter like no one will I vouch for him You’ve been named Blessing why don’t you bless these two? Sir, look here Just once, call him your son-in-law Shall I call him, father-in-law? Hey, everything is going smooth Let him call you first Sir, please, sir I can see it in your eyes, if you word them it will be fulfilled Please pray All Gods are the same Uncle, please don’t cry Okay, Madam Just because, you’ve said so Hold on a minute Can your hear me? Wait a second, director is saying something Are you able to hear what I’m saying? I just got a call from our boss We have produced 20 episodes on Love From which, 18 were separated And only 2 cases were patched up Those two episodes were not viewed by anyone Only those 18 were a hit, TRP increased and was watched widely So? Quickly plant a bomb and break them up Oh, no What happened? Just a small technical issue It’ll be fine soon Bloody, is there no business ethics at all? You’re asking me to change it, like clicking a switch Oh god, listen you’ll get a flat in Oragadam Oragadam…did you say Oragadam What to do? But my children’s school is in Pallavaram Then take it in Pallavaram – Pallavaram is possible? – Yes I’m stating the fact I shouldn’t be cursed for separating a family Then go ahead and break them up Okay, that’s fine Totally fine Madam! Sir, don’t say anything in a haste Please relax, relax sir Lie down Why are you stopping him, when he’s about to say? I’ll come to that, Balaji Okay Kumaru What was I saying, and where did I stop? ‘Come here, Son-In-Law’, you had asked him to say that He has not yet said it Ask him to Why does he have to say that? Tell me What’s this? You were fine all this while What happened to you now? What’s all this? You keep chattering, how much will you talk? I’m a host of a TV show, call me Ma’am! Call me, Ma’am Sister Ma’am! Sister Okay, Kumaru Why was he refusing to get his daughter married to you? He was the one, asking my family to convert to Christianity To which I didn’t agree Okay, that’s fine You don’t have to convert, neither your family has to convert Madam, what are you saying? Yes Sir, I know what I’m talking What the hell is this? Do you own a car? Do you own a flat? His dream is to get her daughter married to a person, with a fat bank balance Do you have any one of those traits he’s looking for? – No, madam – No, right That’s the reason, he’s not getting her daughter married to you Very good Finally you got my point Hey, what’s happening here You got us here, saying will patch things up Now it looks like, you’re breaking us up What are you saying, are you changing sides now? Why do you even consider talking to her? I’ll take you two and get you guys married in a registrar office You guys are major If he’s a major, ask him to join the military I should get you admitted in a mental asylum They won’t take you even there I’ll kill you Balaji, Major Balaji Have patience We should ask her first Nancy, dear Look close into my eyes After so much has happened, you still wish to get married to him? Nancy, speak up Look at his face Love is dripping from his face You tell me, dear I don’t want to get married to him Oh, God I’ll listen only, to my father Did you hear that, neither she nor her father is interested Then why the hell, did you waste our time? What did you say? First you asked us to call you, Sister Then asked us to call you Ma’am Earlier said will patch us up and now breaking us up You’re talking aloud to me, and speaking to someone over the phone It’s not me, that guy with the headphones on Who’s that? I had asked to get me snacks, have they got it? Who the hell is that, do you think we are fools sitting here? Buddy, what are you looking at, come and thrash them You’re an old lady not a sister You’re fooling everyone with make-up Oh God, she’s hitting me Save me from her Hit them using this sweeper Break them all, thrash everything Hey drop me down All are sheer lies, but the program is ‘Truth is Spoken’ Come out I’ll see your end Finally, they’re leaving Mention the name of our sponsors, before you sign off That’s what pays us Okay Bloody, dirty old lady As you’ve broken up my love I will make sure to break up your family and put them on streets Why don’t someone, catch this lunatic Bloody Escape! ‘Truth is spoken’ Your talent is limitless I just asked you to break them up for TRP…

…you literally tore them apart – Sir – Yes It’s a big deal to get a flat in Pallavaram If you say that, I’ll get one in Mount Road I will break up your family Funny? It was a bad one, right? Hi-fi! Let’s go Bloody, you even said her name as ‘Nancy Kumar’ If you act as a lunatic, you think I’ll let you go There have been many reasons, for people to break up But breaking up for TRP, would be a first one It’s damn shameful – Buddy, you’re getting a call – Pick up – Hello, who’s this? – I’m father Francis Tell me Father Nancy, called and asked me to give 3 lakhs That’s right – Where are you? – Kumbakonam coffee shop If I come there will be late Even if you come here it will be late Ask for Doctor Bungalow and leave immediately Sure Father, we will be there Buddy, you do one thing Call those constables to the bungalow And asked them to collect it from there So that we can leave from there Already I sent the message – They can’t read messages – I sent them in Tamil Come, let’s leave Feels good like you’re getting a sandwich massage Yes Brother, thank you I just asked address and you came and dropped us That’s great, you’re like a god “I don’t have words to express my gratitude” A human can thank another human, why are you thanking me? Who is he? He seems weird This happens to be Pondicherry border, that’s why Sir, for a moment, in the dark we thought it was a wild buffalo and a monkey Bloody, he looks like a lizard stuck in powder, but mocks me If we stoop to their level, people will laugh at us First lets get the cash from them Are you guys going to pay up, or I shall take something else? Brother, don’t get worked up Father Francis, is on his way with 3 lakhs You expect me to wait until your Father arrives from France by flight He’s not coming from France His name is Francis Rajendran, and he’s a church father He’ll be here in 10 minutes with the cash Seems raining It started to rain, let’s get inside that bungalow I ran during the training, after which now I didn’t run during the training as well If we run, do we gasp for breath? – Hey, Maadu this side – I’m coming, coming It’s pouring heavily Hello, Father ‘Son, I’m here’ ‘Where are you guys?’ It started to rain and we’re at the bungalow behind to that place ‘Old Bungalow, that’s a haunted one’ Haunted Bungalow! You can’t getaway with ghost stories Like you promised, ask that father to come and give the cash We have been living with ghosts Where is he? The money has arrived It looks like a mortuary vehicle He also looks like a dead body Son, I’m father Francis Sons, I can see two black creatures standing behind you I think it’s the ghost Sorry Father, they’re Police officers Mayil and Maada Swamy They were too dark and ugly, so mistook them for ghosts If you happen to go to Africa, even they will reject you for your color Don’t talk rubbish, I’m virgin father Who asked your dad to come now? Don’t irritate Sorry, Father They say, the ghosts appear around 12 near this place Come out soon Is it 12 at noon? It’s midnight at 12, you idiot Since when the ghosts have appeared during the day Sons, please come out soon Oh god, the gate is getting closed It’s closing up, damn it Somehow try to hold on to the gate Run faster! Hey Maadu, run faster Keep running In the name of Jesus Sorry, the local ghosts doesn’t know English In the name of Jesus Save these children from the Satan Why is he dancing like Anand Babu? Is he really an Exorcist? Or he’s just managing, and have forgotten the spells? Be careful, it might poke your mouth Come…come Come soon Jesus! Father! Father! Keep Coming Don’t stop – Come fast – Keep coming Finally he’s here Son, I have a reputation of chasing 200 ghosts But never saw such a violent ghost Don’t lie father I’m not lying Francis Rajendran_Ghost Rider That’s my Facebook page please visit Not able to see his face, and he wants us to check his Fb page What’s wrong with you, why do you have to mock him? He’s our only hope to get out of here Hold my hand Are we going to play a game? I’m going to save you guys from dying Hold my hand I can’t reach there, so hold here I’ll count to 1,2,3…

– Do we have to run once you say that? – No, all you guys have to jump – Yes, Father – 1,2,3 Who was that? Hey, who’s that trying to be smart with me? Do you know who I’m, will chop you off to pieces I have chased 200 hundred ghosts Nothing happened to you guys right? Nothing happened Only me, a slight leak of gas No worries, that’s nature Everyone hold hands Hold them, damn it Ready? ‘Dear!’ Shanti! My love, you gave your life for me You are still wandering like a ghost? Shanti, she’s my Shanti for sure ‘It’s me your beloved, Shanti!’ Shanti! What happened, he just fainted Damn, Father is down now Father’s car is here, there’s cash in that You guys take the cash, we’ll take the car and leave For the first time, Cross Talk have spoken right Come on, lets leave this place soon ‘I want my Francis to unite with me’ ‘I won’t let anyone go, until my soul is put to rest’ Father has been haunted Agreed! I got it, let’s leave Are we going to play cricket? From Chandramukhi till Conjuring…

…all the horror films have the same technique What technique is that? It can be chased away, only by talking to it – But this ghost has gone to sleep – Will wake them and speak – He will wake up eventually – Can’t be waiting for that We’re going inside, will speak to the ghost Will chase the ghost and then leave from here Do you think, it’s Gopinath? Did that ghost of Shanti, take father inside the bungalow? Lift that dress and see ‘Hey!’ ‘Hey, don’t let me here and go’ ‘Save me’ All the ghosts house, look the same Brother, say something – Is everything fine at home? – Which one? I meant to say, speak to the ghosts – How can I speak – Do mimicry Mother Hey Shanti, dear It’s me your love, who have come Wondering why I’m calling you mother? All women are mother to me – Then men? – Hey! I’ll tell you a secret which no one is aware of When I was little, I used to be a child Then…

Just shut up, you’re speaking nonsense I’ll sing now Shanti, Shanti come dear Villain of Baahubali is Kattapa To you I’m your uncle I’ll buy you two ginger treats Ginger treats… Revering You guys are being kiddish, with rhymes and mimicry – Let me call out for her – Now it’s impossible I want to see Trisha Illana Nayathara Tamil film with my family Are you coming, are you coming? I like to watch the film ‘Pencil 10 times Are you coming? Are your coming? ‘I won’t come, you moron’ Shanti sister is here Hey, that was me Don’t laugh too much, talk to the ghost I should unleash my weapon now – Buddy, please – No way, I will say that – I beg you, please – I will definitely The curse of Virgin boys, will haunt you Shanti Don’t leave me and go Save me…please Brother, get 3 lakhs from him Better you guys go and give the money to Manimaran I don’t wish to hang out anymore, with you guys Sons, I have taken a grave risk to save your lives Don’t let this go out, I’m a Father at the Church I don’t think so, my own father would have helped me this much But a as a church father, you…

Just like Mother Teresa, you’re a Father Teresa “We are the candles in the place of Church” With this good heart, you’re worthy to be at the level of Pope in the Vatican City You should appear on Ashirvadam TV very often God Bless You, my boys – Father, father – What is it? -The cash -You remembered Sorry, I forgot Son, the 3 lakhs will be short of 3750 – Father? – Please adjust with me Did you buy hair oil for you? “In the place of Church-” “Oh my sweet moon-” Father…! We’re short of 3500, what do we do now? He’s not going to count every currency, I’ll take care of it Oh god Oh no, he came Sir, Sir Sir, why are you coming from bathroom You’re Taminadu Police You can come from anywhere Sir, I was not aware that you were Priya’s relative Never expected you’ll be coming to my wedding I beg you For god sake, don’t tell anything about the liquor matter to Priya I lied to her saying that the car met with an accident If only she comes to know Just like an FM update, she will repeat it daily and insult me What are you looking at, If you want I’ll be at your feet Hey, hey, hey…

Sir Go back two steps Why is that? You just step back, I’ll tell you Oh god, why are you crying? – What’s this? – If you want I’ll be at yours What’s happening, why are you falling at my feet? What’s happening? You’re crying like a small kid, whose chocolate has been snatched I’m not able to, dear You saw me with a foreigner in Pondicherry, remember? Yes I do, she was a looker… …like Angelina Jolie She’s not Angelina Jolie She’s Pondicherry Parimala What, Pondicherry Parimala? The name and the looks doesn’t match Is that what’s important now I’m sorry, don’t get upset over this Look here, this Aluma Doluma Singara Mani Don’t mention any of this to Priya Just like you said, she’s a big mouth and can’t keep a secret She’ll add more spice to the matter and spread across the town If only my wife comes to know I’m so done Will it become a big issue, if she comes to know Is she that dangerous You don’t know about her To look, she’s like a wrestler and when she speaks you can’t bear it She’s somewhat like lady Marc Anthony Last time, I got caught with a local lady She thrashed me inside the room If she comes to know this time, it’s a foreigner…

…she’ll chase me on the road and hit me – So Sad – Don’t say anything to her Sir, I wont tell her I swear I won’t Don’t sit with my topic, at your first night If you didn’t have any There’s no room for talk at first night, I will be straight to the point Then MrManimaran What about the 3 lakhs? I will get someone just like you, once I do will transfer it to you Shall we have a deal? Deal Okay You shouldn’t utter the liquor matter to Priya I won’t utter a word And I won’t tell Priya about the Parimala in Pondicherry You won’t right? Promise? Promise! Mother Promise? Mother Promise, I even crossed it Phew! Sir! What happened? The money which we gave you at the guest house And the the dance with Parimala has been captured by my friend on his phone Why did he take the video? How did you manage? If in case, he threatens us in the future I’ll then upload it you tube Just to upload on You Tube Why are you giving me a shock now My wife will spoil my image, job will be lost and I’ll be in Puzah Jail I’m not used to the Indian style toilets Don’t get tensed What do you expect, wonder what else he has on the phone I’ll make sure everything is on my phone and is deleted on his phone – Is that fine? – Will he listen to you He will, because he’s my slave – Sir – Yeah Can you please put that on speaker – Hey Buddy – Tell me Kumaru I just reached 4th round, why have you been disturbing me It’s not about that I won’t come to your wedding and won’t see yourself destroyed – Hey buddy – Yeah We recorded a video to destroy Manimaran, remember That’s an awesome video, whenever I’m in mood, I watch that You sent them all to my phone through whatsapp and delete it on your phone Why is that, you don’t like me being happy I don’t know where is that video Whatever video you shot, please send them to my phone and delete it on yours Okay, I will send them all Okay Will he send it? He will send it We will get it now What if he forgets, as he is high Sir! Give it to me Deleted Oh, God Sir, don’t get tensed It’s time for tying the know, that’s why they’re calling me Sir, courage is nothing but acting like you don’t fear Keep talking, it’s your time now first go and open the door Priya Come in I lost track of time, speaking to him I’ve forgotten about the marriage itself Such an interesting person you know Is that so? Why are you giving me that look? The mustache is missing, not an issue Can be gown back She use to like mustache a lot when she was a kid Hello, Madam Sir, was talking a lot about you – Am I right? – Yes, was giving him tips What happened to you? Is your stomach upset? When I’m there at home, you need another woman What’s happening here? As it is other woman is wrong, and you sang and danced with her I will thrash you Give him nicely You will not prosper in life Does it look like we are shooting a film – Save me – I am coming Hello, madam…

Just because you’re wife of a Policeman, you’ll hit a officer Not only Police, I’ll thrash you too, wanna see – Please continue – Why do you…? Give him nicely, don’t leave him You come out, I will take care of you there I’ll gather everyone, and Insult you in front of them – It has happened without knowing – Aunty, don’t leave him What are you doing? What happened? Why is she so violent? I never pecked Mani uncle to be such a cheapo I had so much respect for him What did he do? He’s got a mistress Mistress? That too a foreigner A Foreigner How did you come to know about it? Someone sent a video through a whatsapp group In the name of being cautious, he’s screwed it up Oh, Shit Hello, why are you reacting so much? Don’t know who to trust in this world now What kind of world are we in More than living in this world… Don’t take this to your mind As far as we’re good it’s enough It’s almost time for the wedding, let’s go There’s a video on whatsapp Is this a time to speak over the phone Why are your irritating me with it Just have a look ‘But one thing’ ‘I have a gut feeling, that I can’t be happy with Priya’ ‘If at all I get divorced, will you take me back?’ He made me into the trouble ‘Hey, do you see me as a back-up, and you have me as your option’ ‘Balaji, what is he talking about’ ‘Take him from here’ Don’t show this to anyone ‘It’s getting late for the ceremony’ – What happened? – Video Games Hey, Priya have a look at this video I’ll watch it after the wedding Watch it now How can I watch it now? Just watch it Watch it ‘But one thing’ ‘I have a gut feeling, that I can’t be happy with Priya’ ‘If at all I get divorced, will you take me back?’ ‘Hey, do you see me as a back- up, and you have me as your option’ ‘Balaji, what is he talking about’ ‘Take him away’ ‘I never seen such a selfish girl in my life’ ‘I don’t like her Nancy, I’m going to cancel the wedding’ Beat the drums Please give that to me Beat the drums What is she doing? What happened Priya? Divorce will only happen, if we get married What if the wedding doesn’t happen That video is a fake, Priya Wedding is canceled Kumar Priya, what I’m trying to say is…

You’re such a loser Kumar Priya! Stop Hey, what is all this? Even she left me, dad He should not be let go so easily Should be booked under Gunda Act ‘I request our respected Chief Minister to indulge in this case…’ ‘…and I believe she will show me a ray of hope with justice’ Madam, are you love or arranged marriage? My mom said no But I loved this man Hey! Who are you? Why did you bring me to this situation? What wrong did I do? No Vehicle registration papers, No license… …or any silly reason, I didn’t charge you for any such stuff You guys were carrying illegal liquor I asked for a bribe, with pride I did, what everyone does You brought me to the streets How many children do you have? Sir, the one day match you had with that white lady in Pondy…

I asked my friend to send it to my WhatsApp But he sent it to WhatsApp group WhatsApp group? How many are there? There are 256 members in that group More than that are not allowed 256 Members! Look at my wife Tomorrow all the leading TV channels… …will have a special program on this matter It’ll go like this, “Khakee Shirt… …and Dancing beauty” They’ll rip me apart I curse you that your marriage will be canceled Sir, It has been canceled He sent another video of mine in the group as well Even my marriage is canceled Canceled? Who is that? – Where is he? – I’m searching for him as well Hey, buddy Change the catering service When asked for peanuts, he said no Then asked for a sweet said no I’m your best friend and he’s refusing to give me food Do we need those caterers? You tell me brother Hey, he looks like Manimaran That’s great, how did you come here Manimaran Why the **** you came here, why the **** you came here? Now that you have come, there’s just one peg available After that drink Is it going to be Aaluma Doluma or Jingalamani Jingalamani Touch one finger You pick one finger You pick buddy, please do…

Beat him .

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