[laughing] Shut up! We’re not saying anything. – What? – Uh, Joey cried last night. Thank you. We were playing poker, right… There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight, alright? Oh, you should have seen him.. “Read ’em and weep.” And then he did. Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us? Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like, it’s poker, so only guys can play. No. Women are welcome to play. Oh, okay. So then what is it? Some kind of, you know.. …like, some kind of, you know, like.. Alright, what is it? There just don’t happen to be any women in our game. Yeah, we just don’t happen to know any women that know how to play poker. – Oh. – Oh please, that is such a lame excuse! I mean, it-it’s a typical guy response. Excuse me, do any of you know how to play? (in unison) No.
But, you could teach us. (in unison) No. Okay, so now we draw cards. So, I wouldn’t need any, right? ‘Cause I have a straight! – Oh! Good for you! – Congratulations! Okay, Pheebs, how many do you want? Okay. I just need two. The, uh, ten of spades and the six of clubs. No, Pheebs, you can’t do– Oh, wait, I have the ten of spades. Here, you want it? No, no. Uh, no, see, you-you can’t do that. Oh, no, no, no, that’s okay. I don’t need them. I’m going for fours. Oh, you’re..
Alright, here we go. We got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, what are you doin’? This is a poker game, you can’t serve food with more than one syllable. It’s gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz. Okay, so at this point, the dealer– Alright, you know, we got it. Let’s play for real, alright? – High stakes, big bucks. – Alright, now, you sure? Pheebe just threw away two jacks because they didn’t look happy. But, I’m ready, so just deal. Okay. Alright, last-minute lesson, last-minute lesson. Joey, three.. …eight. Eight, three. Alright. Very good. Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! I see. So then, you were lying. About what? About how good your cards were. I was bluffing. Uh-huh. And what is bluffing? Is it not another word for lying? Okay, sorry to break up this party but, I’ve got resumes to fax before lunch tomorrow. Rach, Rach, we gotta settle. Settle what? The Jamestown colony of Virginia.
You see King George is giving us the land, so.. The game, Rachel. The game. You owe us money for the game. Oh. Right. You know, what, you guys, it’s their first time. Why don’t we just forget about the money. Hell, no, we’ll pay! Monica, I had another answer all ready. And you know what? We want a rematch. Well, that’s fine with me. Could use the money. So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends.
Yeah. Yes, and I get my ya-yas from IKEA. You have to put them together yourself but they cost a little less. Look, Rach, this is poker. I play to win, alright? In order for me to win, other people have to lose. So, if you’re gonna play poker with me don’t expect me to be a nice guy. Okay, ’cause once those cards are dealt..
Yeah? I’m not a nice guy..