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https://www.youtube.com/embed/36lPd59rcvM One of these young men spent five months under the ice 800 miles from the North Pole. What is your name please? My name is Kent Garring. My name is Kent Garring. My name is Kent Garring. Only one of these young men is the real Kent Garring, the other two are imposters and will try to fool this panel, Tom Poston, Pat Carroll, Johnny, Carson and Betty White on to tell the truth. With your host Bud, Collyer brought to you this week by Dristan decongestant tablets, the new three layer tablet for effective relief from cold miseries, sinus congestion and pollen allergies hi panel, I’m glad to be back with you bright and shining tonight. Would you open your envelopes please? For the first time, remove your affidavits and let’s follow along, as I read from this first one I Kent Garring, am an Eagle Scout last…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/fUqKmw1Y_5k -I want to talk about — because the last time you were here, your walk-out music was… -Yes, thank you. -“Let’s Go to the Mall.” -Yeah. Classic. [ Cheers and applause ] Oh, my God! -People know — Come on. -They just might want to go to the mall. -No, they know exactly what this is all about. -Oh, my gosh. -Come on. -That makes me so happy, you guys. That’s what our show is all about. We want to make people happy. -No, I came out to it. And I think I was — I think I was maybe a little nervous and I didn’t clock it, and then I watched it. And I was so grateful. Thank you very much. -No, but your character on your old show — -Yes. Yeah, she played — She was a Canadian pop star in the ’80s, which was really the…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/nnRRpWfrC7c > > James, YOUR BEST BEAUTY HACK, INVOLVES A TEASPOON > >. I HAVE MANY TIPS. I’Ve BEEN IN THE INDUSTRY LONG ENOUGH WITH A TEASPOON. You CAN CURL YOUR EYE LASHES, > > James, WITH A TEASPOON > >, AS ONE DOES –. You WANT ME TO DO IT FOR YOU PERFECT, LIKE –, YES, >, >, James, I’VE GOT A KNIFE FORK TEASPOON, JUST IN CASE I I NEED A SNACK Will YOU DEMONSTRATE ON YOU? What DO YOU DO? I NEED IT. I ALREADY HAVE INCREDIBLE LASHES, > >, YOU ARE FLAWLESS ANYONE OUT THERE. This IS A VERY, VERY SERIOUS PROCESS, KIND OF LOOK AT MY SHOULDER AND YOU KIND OF WANT TO GET YOU RIGHT AT THE LASH LINE AND JUST PINCH IT JUST ENOUGH. So YOU ARE GIVING THAT FLAWLESS. Doe-Eyed LOOK! Like THAT > > GORGEOUS GORGEOUS > > YEAH, IT WORKS…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/eWPKrGJ7ksI >> APPARENTLY WHEN THIS OUTBREAK OF COVID 19, PLACE. >> ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE IMPENDING TOILET PAPER SHORTAGE? WHY BE AFRAID WHEN YOU CAN BE BIDETTED? THAT’S RIGHT. THERE’S NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME TO HOSE DOWN WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE, SO ORDER FROM TED BIDET’S BUDGET BIDETS TODAY. THE SQUIRT GUN, THE BROKEN HYDRANT, THE MOBY DICK, THE BELARGEIO FOUNTAIN, THE LAWN SPRINKLER, AND WITH OUR OPTIONAL HOT WATER ATTACHMENT, OLD FAITHFUL. YOU’LL HAVE A BUTT CLEAN ENOUGH TO EAT OFF OF. SO DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE T.P. SHORTAGE, COME TO TED BIDET’S BUDGET BIDETS’ AND GET THE WATER UP YOUR SQUATTER. SQUATTER. >> STEPHEN WELCOMES JOHN OLIVER, AND MUSICAL GUEST, ALEX EBERT. WITH JON BATISTE AND STAY HOMIN. AND NOW, LIVE ON TAPE FROM A SAFE DISTANCE, IT’S STEPHEN CLBERT! >> Stephen: FIRE! HELLO. WELCOME TO DAY TWO OF MY SPECIAL QUARANTINE EDITION OF “THE…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/DgfumenJbXE >> James: WELCOME BACK. WE’RE HERE WITH HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI AND WE ASKED HER TO SHARE SOMETHING FROM HER HOME FOR A LITTLE “LATE, LATE SHOW” AND TELL. SPEAKER PELLOLOGIEE, WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SHARE WITH US FROM YOUR HOME. >> CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE. >> James: REALLY. >> CHOCOLATE CANDY. >> James: OH WOW. >> AND THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CAN GET THROUGH THE MAIL. >> James: OKAY. >> FROM. >> James: THERE IS THE EPISODE OF CHRIS I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED, WOW. >> OTHER PEOPLE IN OUR FAMILY LIKE OTHER FLAVORS BUT CHOCOLATE. AND WE HAVE SOME OTHER CHOCOLATE HERE. >> James: I HAVE ALWAYS FELT A CONNECTION WITH YOU, AND NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY. SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN ISOLATING IN YOUR HOUSE, HOW MUCH OF YOUR REGULAR DPIET DO YOU THINK IS ICE CREAM AND CANDY? >> WELL, AS MUCH AS…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/wWQIUK6EtSA >> James: WELCOME BACK. OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, THE MIGHTY FIGURE HERSELF NANCY PELOSI IS WITH US. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING US ON THE SHOW, SPEAKER PELOSI, REALLY APPRECIATE IT. >> THANK YOU, IT’S MY PLEASURE TO BE HERE. I WISH IT WERE UNDER DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES. >> James: WELL, SO DO I. I WAS THINKING BACK TO THE LAST TIME WE WERE TOGETHER, WE WERE IN AN ENGLISH PUB EATING AND THAT FEELS SO MUCH MORE CIVILIZED THAN THIS.BUT WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW IN THE WORLD AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY HOW ARE YOU COPING THROUGH ALL OF THIS? >> WELL, I CAME FROM WASHINGTON ABOUT TEN DAYS AGO TO CALIFORNIA. AND AGAIN I WISH THAT WE KNEW WHEN I COULD GO BACK. BUT WE’RE COPING PRETTY WELL. I HAVE MY GRANDCHILDREN FROM NEW…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/UfxuZ87-S8Q LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE’RE HERE WITH SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI. THERE WAS A BIG VOTE TODAY IN CONGRESS FORMALIZING THE PROCEDURES FOR IMPEACHMENT. WHEN DO PUBLIC HEARINGS START? >> THEY WILL BE — SOON. >> Stephen: COULD YOU BE VAGUER? ( LAUGHTER ) COULD I ASK YOU A FAVOR, PLEASE? AS SOMEONE WHO HAS TO TALK ABOUT THIS STUFF EVERY NIGHT, COULD YOU PLEASE NOT HAVE THEM AT NIGHT? BECAUSE THEN I HAVE TO DO A LIVE SHOW EVERY NIGHT AFTER THE HEARINGS. COULD YOU HAVE THEM AT 9:00 IN THE MORNING AND HAVE ALL THE FOOTAGE COME IN BY, SAY, 2:00 S WE CAN DUE TO IT FOR OUR SHOW? >> THAT MIGHT BE A CONSIDERATION. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: PLEASE.BUT RECOGNIZING THE SERIOUSNESS OF IT, THERE’S PROBABLY NO MORE SERIOUS VOTE THAT MEMBERS COULD TAKE. NOBODY COMES TO CONGRESS TO IMPEACH A PRESIDENT. OUR PURPOSE IS TO…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/8IHHomjGf5k Ah feels so good to unwind and give myself some TLC TLC later Bella. Kids 100 layers time. Amy, keep cool Bella, keep cool, I’m gon na get you back eeny you ruined my knee time. So long peace and quiet Oh face is so heavy. We can’t see anything, that’s it they’re coming off gross! Oh look at my skin. It’S glowing that was worth it. I’M not sure what to wear right! No Amy! Please help me yeah sure that one’s fine you asked for it 100 layers of clothes. There you go Bella now, you don’t even need a decides. You can wear everything at once. So heavy, oh, my god. This is so annoying and should’ve just picked that one too it’s getting so hot in here and so stuffy. Oh okay, come on! Let’S do this! One more God knows how many more to…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/p8XP7A7kvzM ALLDEMOHT. LET'S TAKE A LOOKDEMOTHE FOOD THAT WEDEMOE. THESE ARE THEDEMOICACIES LATE DEMOFOR US. WE HAVE COWDEMOGUE. >> AND IT'S LIDEMOOLDY. >> James: WE'VE GDEMOIRD SDEMOA. WE HAVE SDEMOB BEETLE. HERRDEMOROLLMOP. >> I DON'T EVEN KNDEMOHAT THAT DEM >>DEMOes: A SCORPION. A BUDEMONIS. A SARDEMO SMOOTHIE. AND ADEMOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. DEMO. SO DEMO YOU WILL BE GOING FIRST. I AM GOING TO GIVE YODEMOI'M GOINDEMO GIVE YOU THE BIRD SALIVA,DEMOY. WHICDEMOM STILL NOT ENTIRELY SUDEMOOW THEY GET IT. DEMOGHTER) DEMO. >DEMOS. >> James: HEARDEMOYOUR QUDEMOON. >> DEMO. >> JamesDEMOM, YOU HAVE A VERY DEMOIONABLE FAMILY. >> YES KNS KENDADEMOKYLIE, COURTDEMO CLOAIE, KRIS. RANK THEM FROM BEDEMORESSED TO WORSTDEMOSSED. >> OKAY, BEST DRESSEDEMOWOULD SADEMONDALL. >> JamDEMOYEAH. GDEMOTH THAT. >> SECONDDEMOOULD GO FOR KRIS JEDEMO. >> JaDEMO YES. >> THIRD KDEMONEY. >> JDEMO: OKAY. >> NO, NO,DEMO YEAH, KOURTNEY.FOURTH, KYLIEDEMOO, OKAY, FOURTH– DEMOONE BEFORE CAN BE KYLIE THDEMOOURTNEY. AND THEN…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/tvmX4a4UiyM WELCOME! WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) THANK YOU. I’M GLAD YOU’RE ALL IN A GOOD MOOD BECAUSE I, FOR ONE, AM NOT PANICKING. ( LAUGHTER ) I HAVE THESE BURNED. THEN BURN THE PERSON WHO BURNED THEM. ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE PANICKING. NAMELY, WALL STREET. IN THE FIRST THREE DAYS OF THIS WEEK, THE DOW LOST 2,000 POINTS, BUT LAST NIGHT, DONALD TRUMP HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE TO REASSURE INVESTORS, AND TODAY IT BOUNCED BACK– BY PLUNGING ALMOST 1,200 POINTS, THE LARGEST SINGLE DAY DROP IN HISTORY. THAT MUST BE SO HARD FOR THE GUYS ON WALL STREET. IF ONLY THEY HAD ACCESS TO SOME SORT OF DRUG THAT WOULD MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER. ( LAUGHTER ) AND THEN MAKE THEM THINK THEY COULD START A BAND! ( LAUGHTER ) SEE THERE’S…