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Hello folks it's Barry i'm here with Phoebe oh we're doing the gangster thing alright rock and roll we have been asked to do something called the bean boozled challenge it's a box of jelly beans tell them about it Phoebe there's lots of groups of the colours some of them are nice and some are gross and me and daddy are gonna taste we're gonna pick one up each and taste it to see if it's gross or nice yeah couldn't have described it better myself give me five mate so all the beans are down here scattered around lets get going and see how we get on. Right we'll start off with the green ones which is either lawn clipping like mowed grass or a lime just to let you know that there is more than two in the box so we both could get two nice ones…

– [Orange] Hey, hey fruit lovers. It's time for another juicy episode of How 2. Orange you glad? (orange laughs) – [Pear] Today, Don Madness wants to know, How 2 got to sleep fast. Great question Don. I have trouble falling asleep all the time. Except for when Pear starts to talk. – [Pear] What, except when I start to talk? What are you talking about? – [Orange] Oh, so boring. (orange snores) – [Pear] Ha, ha very funny. (orange laughs) – [Orange] I thought so. – [Pear] All right, step one for falling asleep fast, count sheep.- [Orange] Yeah, because doing math is boring enough to put anybody out cold. (orange laughs) – [Pear] Yeah, yeah, yeah, math isn't boring. – [Orange] I'm kidding, I'm kidding. It's not the math that puts you to sleep. It's having so many fluffy sheep surrounding you. (sheep bleat) By the time a…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/DS90iufRIzM – I can't do this without my spellcheck. – No, no that what makes it even funnier. – [Voiceover] Good luck, everybody. (deep bass music) – Oh, shit. (deep bass music) (laughing) (deep bass music) (laughs) Snorting cocaine. (both laugh) (deep bass music) I've never seen him eat fruit. I've never seen you eat anything remotely healthy. (deep bass music) – Cocaine. (both laughing) (deep bass music) – I'm trying to think of the name of it, hold on. – What'd you put, Man? – Days of our lives. – Oh, stop playing. (both laugh) (deep bass music) (all laughing) (deep bass music). As found on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/embed/DS90iufRIzM – I can't do this without my spellcheck. – No, no that what makes it even funnier. – [Voiceover] Good luck, everybody. (deep bass music) – Oh, shit. (deep bass music) (laughing) (deep bass music) (laughs) Snorting cocaine. (both laugh) (deep bass music) I've never seen him eat fruit. I've never seen you eat anything remotely healthy. (deep bass music) – Cocaine. (both laughing) (deep bass music) – I'm trying to think of the name of it, hold on. – What'd you put, Man? – Days of our lives. – Oh, stop playing. (both laugh) (deep bass music) (all laughing) (deep bass music). As found on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/embed/lBf1BGslusM here in one okay so today is probably the number one tip to prevent cakey makeup now I’ve done some videos on this before but this I kind of witnessed this today actually while I was traveling so this is why this video came about one of the best things you can do in your makeup to keep the longevity of it before it starts to break down is to block the skin after you’ve applied your moisturizer primer and then after you’ve applied your foundation and concealer before you put powder on and there’s a video down there for you to have a look at in the description bar but let’s just say you’ve gone about your day done your makeup you’ve set your makeup you put powder on it you’ve even used a powder and a puff to really lock it in and then the oil starts…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/kXvHMTedPYE – [Griffin] Here he comes. – [Justin] (laughs) – [Griffin] Here he comes again. I thought I made myself perfectly clear the last time he came around. (upbeat music) Well, we left some meat on the bones, didn't we? – [Justin] I guess so, I mean we wouldn't be here if not right? – [Griffin] It's trying times, and in these trying times we gotta conserve, we gotta conserve our energy, fluids and also the video game me.They're not making anymore, so let's do Dark Souls three again. – [Justin] Yeah, without any video games, let's just get into Dark Souls three. Now, Griffin, can you review, and I'm sure Clayton has an inspiring montage all cut together. I'm the Junker. Our last sort of trip to the Triple, as it's known. – [Griffin] Last time we slipped on the Triple, we were the Junker. – [Justin] I'm the…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/36lPd59rcvM One of these young men spent five months under the ice 800 miles from the North Pole. What is your name please? My name is Kent Garring. My name is Kent Garring. My name is Kent Garring. Only one of these young men is the real Kent Garring, the other two are imposters and will try to fool this panel, Tom Poston, Pat Carroll, Johnny, Carson and Betty White on to tell the truth. With your host Bud, Collyer brought to you this week by Dristan decongestant tablets, the new three layer tablet for effective relief from cold miseries, sinus congestion and pollen allergies hi panel, I’m glad to be back with you bright and shining tonight. Would you open your envelopes please? For the first time, remove your affidavits and let’s follow along, as I read from this first one I Kent Garring, am an Eagle Scout last…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/yf3VayvAF_E – I signed up when my bender was over. Fact, that’s my screen name, bend her over. (laughs) (audience laughs) I signed up when my bender was over. (laughs) (everyone laughs) I signed up when my bender (laughing) was over. (audience laughs) – From your line, any time– – From mine? Oh. – Yes. – I signed up when my (laughing). (audience laughs) I signed up when my (laughing). God no, please forgive me, please. – So I’m guessing this is why we’re throwing the party? – I don’t know. (audience laughs) Oh, I’ll be breathtaking, watch this. (audience laughs) We’re doing it the old fashioned way, (laughs) where the man is on, no.(audience laughing and cheering) (Elka laughs) – [Director] And action. – I left my girdle at Pierre’s (laughs). (audience laughs) What is it? (actors drowned out by audience laughing) I left my girdle at Phil, uh,…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/nBpxVdpMBZk OK, I have turned on the potato search machine Then wait to find a delicious, juicy… *Ding* *hit* Caught it! you You cook You cook so bad Your cooking is so bad Your cooking is so bad, really Your cooking is really bad If you are not good at beating the ground, You can also go to the store and buy them directly. Then you can leave some time for the potato Let them do the final farewell… [Sad piano music QAQ] But the potato does not have the ability to speak, So don’t fish in troubled waters. Now that you have potatoes, Time to make a decision In what form are you going to bake them. Microwave oven is one option. If someone uses Microwave oven and belittle you Just say, “If you know how to use a microwave oven, you come—” [Microwave oven: beep, beep, beep] Rookie…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/g40BdLHNIr0 I bet you’re gon na love how to play poker. That’S right. First, let’s go over the rules of Poker for tool spare. Let’S do this thing. All-In dude we haven’t even dealt the cards. We don’t even have a table to play on yet you can’t go around flipping stuff over. If things don’t go, your way watch me. No, I really mean it. You can’t. I nailed our poker table to the floor. We’Re playing this game by the rules. Rules were gon na, learn right now now the poker new collection of cards, it’s called your hand, [ Music, ] yeah, I’m sorry dude, but it’s not that kind of hand. Now the best hand you can get in poker is called a royal flush. That’S when you put your opponents now it is not. The next best hand is a straight flush and that’s when…