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https://www.youtube.com/embed/tTB6mVBrG6I NOW, HUGE NEWS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. NEXT WEEK IS BETTY WHITE’S 94th BIRTHDAY. (APPLAUSE) >> I’M SORRY YOU HAD TO SAY THE NUMBER. I WAS GOING TO SAY IT’S MY 58th. >> James: WELL, THE TRUTH, IS I COULD HAVE GOT AWAY WITH THAT AND PEOPLE WOULD HAVE BELIEVED IT! THAT’S THE TRUTH! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THEY ABSOLUTELY WOULD! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CELEBRATE THIS? VEGAS? >> NO, NO. I’M GOING TO CELEBRATE WITH ROBERT REDFORD. >> James: WHOO! HE DOESN’T KNOW THAT. >> James: HE DOESN’T KNOW THAT… >> I THINK HE’S OUT OF THE COUNTRY. BUT I’M GOING TO CELEBRATE IT WITH HIM. >> James: WE THOUGHT WE WOULD PLAY A GAME CALLED “DID IT EXIST.” I’M GOING TO TALK ABOUT THINGS FROM HISTORY AND YOU HAVE TO GUESS IF THEY EXISTED WHEN BETTY WAS BORN. OKAY? ALL RIGHT, SO THAT’S WHAT WE’RE GOING TO DO.FIRST…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/p8XP7A7kvzM ALLDEMOHT. LET'S TAKE A LOOKDEMOTHE FOOD THAT WEDEMOE. THESE ARE THEDEMOICACIES LATE DEMOFOR US. WE HAVE COWDEMOGUE. >> AND IT'S LIDEMOOLDY. >> James: WE'VE GDEMOIRD SDEMOA. WE HAVE SDEMOB BEETLE. HERRDEMOROLLMOP. >> I DON'T EVEN KNDEMOHAT THAT DEM >>DEMOes: A SCORPION. A BUDEMONIS. A SARDEMO SMOOTHIE. AND ADEMOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. DEMO. SO DEMO YOU WILL BE GOING FIRST. I AM GOING TO GIVE YODEMOI'M GOINDEMO GIVE YOU THE BIRD SALIVA,DEMOY. WHICDEMOM STILL NOT ENTIRELY SUDEMOOW THEY GET IT. DEMOGHTER) DEMO. >DEMOS. >> James: HEARDEMOYOUR QUDEMOON. >> DEMO. >> JamesDEMOM, YOU HAVE A VERY DEMOIONABLE FAMILY. >> YES KNS KENDADEMOKYLIE, COURTDEMO CLOAIE, KRIS. RANK THEM FROM BEDEMORESSED TO WORSTDEMOSSED. >> OKAY, BEST DRESSEDEMOWOULD SADEMONDALL. >> JamDEMOYEAH. GDEMOTH THAT. >> SECONDDEMOOULD GO FOR KRIS JEDEMO. >> JaDEMO YES. >> THIRD KDEMONEY. >> JDEMO: OKAY. >> NO, NO,DEMO YEAH, KOURTNEY.FOURTH, KYLIEDEMOO, OKAY, FOURTH– DEMOONE BEFORE CAN BE KYLIE THDEMOOURTNEY. AND THEN…

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