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https://www.youtube.com/embed/yIr5dYJ_z-o (Orange screaming) – The toilet is clogged! Run! – Orange, calm down. A clogged toilet isn’t that big of a deal. – But-but- – Seriously, we can handle it. – But-but-but- – Orange, relax. You’re in luck ’cause today I’m showing everyone How 2 Unclog A Toilet! – Well, okay then. Whatever you say, Pear. I’m ready to take the plunge.(Orange laughs) – Grr, gimme that! – Aww, come one, can you blame me? Finally, it’s a chance for some toilet humor around here. (Orange laughs) – Argh. Step one is to try and prevent the clog in the first place. That means be careful with what you flush down there, toys, trash- – Sticks of TNT. – Uh, weirdly specific, but yes. Great example of something not to flush down a toilet. – That’s like I always say, “if you flush TNT down the the toilet, urine trouble.”…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/eVu_ec5q6ns -Let’s get to the news. President Trump sent a letter to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi today and said the impeachment inquiry is full of shameless lies and deception, which is true. It’s called evidence. [ Laughter ] In President Trump’s letter, he accused Nancy Pelosi of declaring open war on American democracy and said, “You do not know, nor do you care the great damage and hurt you have inflicted upon wonderful and loving members of my family.” This letter is bonkers! I don’t even know how to describe the tone of it. I guess if you took the most privileged white lady ever and gave her a whole bottle of wine and then asked her to write a Yelp review of a restaurant that made her wait 40 minutes for a table and then got her order wrong twice. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] President…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/_NK4wPMlP0E Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome to The Onioning now it’s been a while since I played a memey, stupid, horror game and good to know that this is absolutely not that In fact this might be the scariest horror game.. of 2016. In the little bit of time we have in 2016, I think we may be facing the most dire threat we’ve… [scream in the distance] [screaming continues] …the most dire threat we’ve ever faced in our entire life. Good to know that mirror is functioning perfectly as a window into the underworld and I’m approaching this wall with utter care. OK, here we go! Oooh boy (chuckle) Oh! What a lovely bed I’ve got! *laughing* Ooh! What a lovely pillow! Aah! Just shaped like a dead g- ohh that doesn’t work at all. Hello! Ok. Goodbye. I thought I put…I thought I put the…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/HZVK-45Izww Hello hi, how you doing sorry to gather up the video guys have a quick little announcement guys you guys know, there’s some crazy stuff going on right now in the world, and I want to make sure you guys are staying safe, make sure you’re washing your hands. Make sure you’re staying inside because there’s some serious stuff going on and hopefully you guys are staying busy as well, watching a lot of YouTube videos and then playing some video games or maybe getting some exercise as well or learning it’s important to keep that noggin fresh. I want to try to help everyone out during this time, so what I’m gon na be doing is, if you guys order any merchandise. If you spend more than five dollars only for the next 48 hours, I will give you guys a free autographed photo I’m hand signing a…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/VQjAm_RtipM what’s going on guys welcome back to another video today with that the camera cameras over here right right I totally knew that oh do we have an interesting video for you guys today today we’re going to be doing a tournament challenge of last two leaves not just one not just to not just three last two leaves before it’s a whole wheel of last two leaves right so these are last complete last to stop jumping on Legos lots of stop eating a healthy Joe we’re gonna see today who can win the most amount of blacks to leave challenges [Music] and you know let’s just start off with the first one should we spend actually game what are the owners last to blink that’s a pretty easy one or start getting I would instead Nick last one to bleak challenge for any of these challenges I…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/7mgZ5xk1g1M -As concerns grow about the government’s handling of the coronavirus outbreak, the president is calling criticism of his response a hoax. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Suspenseful theme plays ] [ Cheering and applause ] This was yet another weekend in our manic, head-spinning political era where major news stories were breaking, one after another. The Trump era has turned all of us into cats trying to follow on multiple laser pointers at once. [ Laughter ] Stock market! Democratic primary! Eclipse! [ Laughter ] For one thing, Joe Biden won a landslide victory in the South Carolina primary on Saturday and, as a result, two of his rivals, Pete Buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar, dropped out and announced they would endorse Biden.Meanwhile, the third candidate who dropped out, Tom Steyer, did it immediately on election night, one day after dancing onstage during a…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/JiqFnKXf3do -The president went on Fox News and lied to millions of people about the coronavirus outbreak as his administration bungles its response to the crisis. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ I think it’s safe to say at this point that the president of the United States is undermining public health. And I’m not just saying that because he looks like an “Outbreak” monkey that escaped from a lab. [ Laughter ] Trump keeps lying to people about the potential threat posed by the spread of the coronavirus while the United States lags behind other countries in testing, even though we’ve had time to learn from their experiences. One infectious disease expert called the lack of widespread accurate testing a national scandal. For example, the CDC website said today that 1,500 patients had been tested just at CDC. Meanwhile,…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/lKAlwCCd_hU -The president appointed Mike Pence to take charge of the response to the coronavirus and held a press conference to try to reassure Americans that ended up reassuring absolutely nobody. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] -Nearly 3,000 people worldwide have died so far from the coronavirus, and now the CDC has confirmed the first case here in the U.S. of unknown origin. The stock market has plummeted this week on fears of potential global pandemic and officials here are warning that a wider spread in the U.S. is inevitable, or as the president put it during a press conference in India on Tuesday — -You may ask about the coronavirus, which is, you know, very well under control in our country.We have very few people with it and the people that have it are — in all cases I…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/7D40wl79ky0 -You are — We were talking backstage. One of the few upsides to coronavirus, you — -You don’t have to shake hands anymore. It’s a thing of beauty. You don’t have to kiss. You could just be, like, completely, like, elbows, arms, fists, and you don’t have to touch anybody. I love it. I love it! -It’s so strange that Larry David and you get along. [ Laughter ] -In real life, we do. -Yeah, of course you do. And you knew Larry — Well, you guys were doing standup together in the ’80s.-I met him in 1986 at Catch A Rising Star. -Wow. -Yeah. -And what was Larry like as a standup? -Oh, he was hilariously funny, but nobody got him. Like, the audience didn’t really get him. But the comedians used to watch him… -So he was the perfect comedian’s comedian. -Yeah, exactly. And we used to…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/pFJh3yO_VBU This is based on the “Spencer for Hire” books. -Yeah. -Books I read as a kid. Have you ever read these books? -I didn’t read the books, and I wasn’t very familiar because it was also a TV show. -Yes. -“Spencer for Hire” based on — -I think that was the TV show. -Yeah. -But there were the Spencer books and then “Spencer for Hire” was the TV show. -Yeah, so I wasn’t very familiar with it. It was — It came to me because Peter Berg and Mark Wahlberg called and called personally. And I was, you know, finishing up “Us” at that time. It was, like, on my last few days. And once I read the script, I’m like, “I got to go from a dad to a UFC fighter?” -Yeah. -It was, like… complete opposite, like, mind-set, you know? -And you had — I know you…