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https://www.youtube.com/embed/yIr5dYJ_z-o (Orange screaming) – The toilet is clogged! Run! – Orange, calm down. A clogged toilet isn’t that big of a deal. – But-but- – Seriously, we can handle it. – But-but-but- – Orange, relax. You’re in luck ’cause today I’m showing everyone How 2 Unclog A Toilet! – Well, okay then. Whatever you say, Pear. I’m ready to take the plunge.(Orange laughs) – Grr, gimme that! – Aww, come one, can you blame me? Finally, it’s a chance for some toilet humor around here. (Orange laughs) – Argh. Step one is to try and prevent the clog in the first place. That means be careful with what you flush down there, toys, trash- – Sticks of TNT. – Uh, weirdly specific, but yes. Great example of something not to flush down a toilet. – That’s like I always say, “if you flush TNT down the the toilet, urine trouble.”…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/_NK4wPMlP0E Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome to The Onioning now it’s been a while since I played a memey, stupid, horror game and good to know that this is absolutely not that In fact this might be the scariest horror game.. of 2016. In the little bit of time we have in 2016, I think we may be facing the most dire threat we’ve… [scream in the distance] [screaming continues] …the most dire threat we’ve ever faced in our entire life. Good to know that mirror is functioning perfectly as a window into the underworld and I’m approaching this wall with utter care. OK, here we go! Oooh boy (chuckle) Oh! What a lovely bed I’ve got! *laughing* Ooh! What a lovely pillow! Aah! Just shaped like a dead g- ohh that doesn’t work at all. Hello! Ok. Goodbye. I thought I put…I thought I put the…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/wqks_R90ykI Good afternoon, I am Dr. Haffensteiner and I’ll be your professor for Chemistry 131 One thing I want to go over with you first: I know a lot of you are freshmen. How many of you are freshmen in here? Most of you, yeah. Something you want to know about this class: this class is extremely hard. Last year 55% of this class failed. That’s something I wanted to say right now, so that it’s in your mind. Are any of you interested in going to med-school? Alright, show up hands. That all? If you want to just… I have with these little demonstrations.If you could just stand up It’s a quick visual thing, if you could just stand up. Quiet, please! Quiet! Take a look around, see who is standing! I need everyone in the left hand section and the middle section to sit down. Quiet! Quiet, please!…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/SlwY4-8MQ1A Hello, I’m George! And Jane must be taking a sick day today. I’m here, I’m here! Everything alright, then? Yup, fine, just fine. Had a late night. Late night? Yup. So, are we ready? Umm… Hello, I’m Jane. And I’m George! And today on I Declare Tsunami you’ll get doses of: Always Alliterate FAKX News Let’s Draw Gnomes and… Miko’s Meatko! Tune in now for: I Declare Tsunami, arrgh! So, what happened last night? I don’t want to talk about it.Always be alliteratin’ From the street to the train station From our mouths unto the nation A-always be alliteratin’! do do do de do do de do doo doo doo dee doo doo dee doo hah! Always be alliterating! Apples advocate for antelopes. (failing) Apples…always… amazing…at… awesome! Apples rode atop the allosaurus! Apples make allegories with auditoriums, and pears. The addictive apple always tastes delicious. Always ask your addictive…