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https://www.youtube.com/embed/tTB6mVBrG6I NOW, HUGE NEWS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. NEXT WEEK IS BETTY WHITE’S 94th BIRTHDAY. (APPLAUSE) >> I’M SORRY YOU HAD TO SAY THE NUMBER. I WAS GOING TO SAY IT’S MY 58th. >> James: WELL, THE TRUTH, IS I COULD HAVE GOT AWAY WITH THAT AND PEOPLE WOULD HAVE BELIEVED IT! THAT’S THE TRUTH! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THEY ABSOLUTELY WOULD! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CELEBRATE THIS? VEGAS? >> NO, NO. I’M GOING TO CELEBRATE WITH ROBERT REDFORD. >> James: WHOO! HE DOESN’T KNOW THAT. >> James: HE DOESN’T KNOW THAT… >> I THINK HE’S OUT OF THE COUNTRY. BUT I’M GOING TO CELEBRATE IT WITH HIM. >> James: WE THOUGHT WE WOULD PLAY A GAME CALLED “DID IT EXIST.” I’M GOING TO TALK ABOUT THINGS FROM HISTORY AND YOU HAVE TO GUESS IF THEY EXISTED WHEN BETTY WAS BORN. OKAY? ALL RIGHT, SO THAT’S WHAT WE’RE GOING TO DO.FIRST…

https://www.youtube.com/embed/SlwY4-8MQ1A Hello, I’m George! And Jane must be taking a sick day today. I’m here, I’m here! Everything alright, then? Yup, fine, just fine. Had a late night. Late night? Yup. So, are we ready? Umm… Hello, I’m Jane. And I’m George! And today on I Declare Tsunami you’ll get doses of: Always Alliterate FAKX News Let’s Draw Gnomes and… Miko’s Meatko! Tune in now for: I Declare Tsunami, arrgh! So, what happened last night? I don’t want to talk about it.Always be alliteratin’ From the street to the train station From our mouths unto the nation A-always be alliteratin’! do do do de do do de do doo doo doo dee doo doo dee doo hah! Always be alliterating! Apples advocate for antelopes. (failing) Apples…always… amazing…at… awesome! Apples rode atop the allosaurus! Apples make allegories with auditoriums, and pears. The addictive apple always tastes delicious. Always ask your addictive…